The salt from the tortilla chips and the sugar in the ice cream cancel each other out.

The side of the road? She was abandoned at a Howard Johnson's! That's like being stranded in paradise.

"Written by Peter Draper"

@DoctorSmashy I am history's greatest monster.

God damn it, for some reason I thought the frogurt scene was from the monkey paw episode. I'm going to resign in disgrace now, pardon me.

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*incredibly dated jumping sound effect*

Let's not forget Lane's father and his one-two punch of caneslapping his son and then stepping on his hand. The elder Pryce is un-fuck-withable.

@avclub-e2d115ce0b4015cfa656e442f07f08ed:disqus Every so often they would forget to blur out some nudity on those movies. Those were, what I refer to now as, "developmental moments".

@avclub-500e75a036dc2d7d2fec5da1b71d36cc:disqus I have logged an unpleasant amount of time on WoW over the past couple of years because it is the perfect podcasting game; turn off the in-game sound, set up a playlist of 5 or so podcasts, and run around right-clicking on anything that shines until it's time to eat a…

"AWESOM-O", probably.

Only if ET had an orgasm and then stabbed someone.

"It had 128 bytes of RAM, which isn't enough memory to store this paragraph."

Was there not a Blockbuster nearby? That course of action is baffling.

I got 12 for 15. I'm pretty happy with that. I technically got #7 wrong, but I count it as a correct since I identified exactly where it was from (which haunts me) and just assumed that Trier was the person most likely to have done it from the listed choices.

'El Topo' had pigeons (I think) that died on-screen via gunshots, as well as a whole bunch of rabbits that died due to the desert heat.

An honest assessment is the most damning one.

Have you ever watched the alternate ending? It is extraordinarily bad.

"No, if anything it's getting hotter!"

I co-host a podcast as well as listen to others. I'm still a bad man.