Typical.  This is why we had to save your tea-sipping asses in WW2.

DeNiro…what happened?  Reading about this movie seriously makes me want to throw out my copies of Taxi Driver, Raging Bull, and Godfather Part 2.

Yup, I immediately lost interest once I saw "Piven".  Hopefully the movie has the decency not to exploit any Echo & The Bunnymen songs.

Most awesome news all week.  Yes, firing giant iron shots WILL fuck shit up, no matter how careful you are.

I bought a Christmas compilation CD a few years back because it had "Santa's In a Wheelchair" by The Kids of Widney High.  Christmas music normally enrages me, but this track always makes me smile.

Does he write about banging Lita Ford?

I was actually impressed/disappointed by how not-terrible the movie was.  I was expecting "Manos: Hands of Fate", but this was more like "The Butterfly Effect".

Fucking amazing actor.  If you showed me True Romance, The 5th Element, and Beloved, then told me that was all the same guy, I'd punch you in the face and call you a filthy liar.

I actually like "Siamese Dream", but I can't get past what a douche-nozzle Corgan is.  Anyway, Hum did the entire album way better in four minutes with the song "Stars".

Let's see…move from San Diego to Indianapolis.  In DECEMBER.  I respectfully decline your offer.

I've never seen this, but it looks pretty awesome.  I especially like the Imperial Igloo Walkers.

Actually, "Atlas Shrugged" was impressive in that it was not groan-inducingly horrible.  Sure, all the capitalists were beautiful, fit sexual dynamos with great hair, and the liberals might as well have been Jews in a Riefenstahl film, but it was acted and produced competently.  But yeah, that Fox News comedy show was…

I can rest assured in my musical tastes knowing that Slayer will never, ever be offered a Vegas residency, and if they ever were, they would politely refuse.

Oh, I can do without the vaginal part, but not the visible scars or bruising.  A man's gotta mark his territory, after all.

The jingle from those Garmin Nuvi "Give-a-Garmin" ads is like a crucifix to me.  The original carol is actually a cool little melody, but somehow this ad makes it unbearable.

I'LL SHOW YOU!!!  I'M GOING TO GET THAT WANG!!!

Hmmm, Herr McLurkerson is zee Juden, I suspect…

"…no vaginal penetration and no visible scars or bruises…"

I can safely say that I am not familiar with ANY History Channel show, old or new.  Thanks, though; I'll make sure to check it out.

…or attach the strings to loaded crossbows, a la "Bloody Pit of Horror".