How about a cereal eater who eats cereal eaters?

Yeah, add two cocks, a camaro, and a big thatch of back-hair, and this IS my stepdad's secret porn stash.

Even AS Batman, I'm game for Micheal Keaton. He's no Kurt Russell, granted, but you could do worse for a leading man.

People have always said I look like Christian Slater. Back in the "True Romance" days, I would smirk, shrug in my 1950s bowling shirt, and say "Yeah. I get that a lot" in my best Jack Nicholson. These days, I just order another gin & tonic.

Going out of business sale! Everything must CANCERAIDS!

"Faux Erudite Patina"…
…would be a great name for a prog-rock parody band.

"Stories of DOOMED ROMANCE!!! From EC Comics".

I agree wholeheartedly with Mr., ahem, "HipsterDBag". Butch Vig's various other crimes against humanity aside, Garbage was an amazing band. As long as she's at it, Shirley should look up Martin Metcalfe and re-form Angelfish.

I agree. At this rate, this feature and Nabin's will be identical by March 2011. Riffing on crappy pop music is the hipster journalist's equivalent of stomping on a puppy.

I had to stop at 2:04. There are very few things I'm not willing to never be able to un-see again, but I have a feeling this is one of them.

Shit, just make a "Vampirella" TV series already. It's been way too long since I've been able to have a decent wank during prime-time TV.

Uwe Boll films are like fat chicks: They're both fun to do when you're high and you have a bunch of friends over to watch.

Hannibal Lecter…DUH.

Great! Get it for your friends for the holidays! Christmas, I mean Christmas! Please don't hurt me Bill…

Suspiria's a great movie. Now, whenever I need a bale of razor wire, I head to the nearest ballet academy.

I made the ol'college try with "The Ev3nt", but lost interest halfway through episode 2. "Nikita" is still making the Hulu list, but only thanks to precedents set first by Peta Wilson and Eliza Dushku.

This Bruno Mars young man is simply delightful, with his adorable little hat & dimples. I just want to plant my fist elbow-deep in his rectum.

Senor is right; she's one dogfaced woman. She looks like Steve Buscemi in a wig.

Just goes to prove…
…put any man in a room with any five women, and the man will always make the most sense.

I'm sure I'm preaching to the choir here, but:
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