This just looks like a tamer cash-in on "The Wild And Wonderful Whites Of West Va."

This just looks like a tamer cash-in on "The Wild And Wonderful Whites Of West Va."

Haha - the internet showed me his wiener.

Haha - the internet showed me his wiener.

WHAT'SGOINGONHERESOMEBODYHELP…!

WHAT'SGOINGONHERESOMEBODYHELP…!

I just saw her in The Hunger - she was hot as fuck back then.

I just saw her in The Hunger - she was hot as fuck back then.

He's a pedantic,
pontificating, pretentious bastard, a belligerent old fart, a  worthless steaming pile of cow dung!
Figuratively speaking.

He's a pedantic,
pontificating, pretentious bastard, a belligerent old fart, a  worthless steaming pile of cow dung!
Figuratively speaking.

Velvet Goldmine is a great biopic because it's actually not a biopic. By using invented characters strongly based on key figures, it somehow gets to more truth than a straight biography of David Bowie and glam rock ever could have.

Velvet Goldmine is a great biopic because it's actually not a biopic. By using invented characters strongly based on key figures, it somehow gets to more truth than a straight biography of David Bowie and glam rock ever could have.

Well, no, but that's suspension of disbelief and unrelated to character development. The point of that sentence was that the characters are flat and undeveloped beyond basic archetypes and coincidentally match the general phoniness of everything else around them. But fuck, it is what it is. I still like it.

Well, no, but that's suspension of disbelief and unrelated to character development. The point of that sentence was that the characters are flat and undeveloped beyond basic archetypes and coincidentally match the general phoniness of everything else around them. But fuck, it is what it is. I still like it.

"I'm positively evil!"

"I'm positively evil!"

Family Guy has gotten a lot of mileage out of the "Rake Effect," unfortunately at the expense of comedy.

Family Guy has gotten a lot of mileage out of the "Rake Effect," unfortunately at the expense of comedy.

History's greatest monster!

History's greatest monster!