I'm crying.

I'm crying.

Great, he's David Bowie if Bowie made me want to kill myself every time I heard his songs. I just got stuck watching The Gambler TV movie last week at my grandma's house - crap-tastic.

Great, he's David Bowie if Bowie made me want to kill myself every time I heard his songs. I just got stuck watching The Gambler TV movie last week at my grandma's house - crap-tastic.

Ain't there one damn song that can make me break down and cryyyyy?

Ain't there one damn song that can make me break down and cryyyyy?

That guy on Hook's ship saying "Stand awp fer tha captain" was terrible, that bugged more than it should have tonight.

That guy on Hook's ship saying "Stand awp fer tha captain" was terrible, that bugged more than it should have tonight.

I think grading SNL this season is driving everybody insane - it's maddeningly mediocre

I think grading SNL this season is driving everybody insane - it's maddeningly mediocre

There were a couple of duds, but Christ, it wasn't THAT bad. I laughed a lot more than I have so far this season. Tom Hanks helped a lot, though, and fuck, I'll even admit I liked Bruno Mars - not bad at all.

There were a couple of duds, but Christ, it wasn't THAT bad. I laughed a lot more than I have so far this season. Tom Hanks helped a lot, though, and fuck, I'll even admit I liked Bruno Mars - not bad at all.

I can't believe these old cunts are still putting out records. I'm not saying anyone should HAVE to retire and stop making music when they get old, just that A LOT OF THEM SHOULD… Except for Cash, that guy made amazing music literally until the day he died, and I actually like that better than his peak work, but KISS,…

I can't believe these old cunts are still putting out records. I'm not saying anyone should HAVE to retire and stop making music when they get old, just that A LOT OF THEM SHOULD… Except for Cash, that guy made amazing music literally until the day he died, and I actually like that better than his peak work, but KISS,…

Fuck yeah - give me good old fashioned latex and fake blood over CGI any day.

Fuck yeah - give me good old fashioned latex and fake blood over CGI any day.

Mind blown. It WAS funny, I'm ignorant, and Bruce was dead the whole time. Seriously though, I just quit paying attention to what he was saying, so you're probably right and it was a clever premise, I just don't like him :p

Mind blown. It WAS funny, I'm ignorant, and Bruce was dead the whole time. Seriously though, I just quit paying attention to what he was saying, so you're probably right and it was a clever premise, I just don't like him :p

I'm sorry, am I the only one who finds Kenan Thompson really irritating no matter what he does? That french guy thing during update was just awful.

I'm sorry, am I the only one who finds Kenan Thompson really irritating no matter what he does? That french guy thing during update was just awful.