Order of the Phoenix University Online: The wizardry school that must not be named.

In a world where Peter Sellers played all of the roles in "the Fiendish Plot of Dr. Fu-Manchu", that's your most blatant case?

After wrapping things up in Wisconsin, Luke has plans to travel to Pakistan to find Bo Bergdahl.

I enjoy the presumptuous real estate agents on the show, the ones that are like, "Okay, I know $325,000 is probably all the freaking money you have in the entire world, but just for shits and giggles, let's go take a look at this $500,000 house, because it has that gourmet cooking island you asked for".

Usually I shit all over these lists, but a Hannibal Buress special and Dope in the same month; pretty good by Netflix standards.

Right?! Holy shit; it's so bad, that I'm almost wondering if it's part of the joke. I'm not sure one way or the other.

How is it that I can like Kevin Smith's college Q&As so much, but his more recent movies just make me cringe (Red State being a fine exception)? Oh yeah, that's right; because his dialogue always sounds like it was written by a bunch of comic-con guys sitting in a donut shop at 3:30 in the morning the night before the…

How many actors would kill to be in his position? He made so much money early on in his career that he can basically agree to any bit of stunt-casting thrown his way. He can now cherry-pick any role he likes based on artistic merit, or in this case, pure whimsical fuckery.

That's just ignorant! Just ignorant!

Wait, I just remembered Alice in Wonderland. Scratch the first part.

Unless Tim Burton has signed on to direct, fuck this news.

Don't make me put my guac in yo mouth!

I'd be down for something like that, actually.

First off - the pilot was great, and I'll watch this show again, no question. But that one line in the review - "it’s difficult to tell what a second, third, or fourth season of Billions would look like" - really resonates. It's tough when a show tries to set up the main conflict too early on, in this case, the legal…

You know, I get why Hollywood occasionally revisits (much) older films for an update/reboot; but what the hell?! What's with this recent trend for remaking films that were made well within our lifetimes? Way to preserve Robin Williams' legacy guys. I mean, I know Jumanji wasn't the World According to Garp or anything,…

I hope he did. It's such a loving tribute. Bowie was a huge proponent of the internet; I have to think he would have taken the five minutes it takes to track it down on YouTube.

Such a damn good song parody. They nail every single Bowie chord progression / vocal tic to the nines. Thanks to FOC, I can never say David Bowie without Jemaine's weird inflection from the episode… Da-vid BOW-ie. Even the other morning, when my daughter asked me why I was bawling, I told her "Da-vid BOW-ie has died".

I agree with all of your points, except for the part where you said Avery owns a toothbrush.

I'm hoping to finally make the jump to the X-Bone next month, a feat that eluded me after a financially difficult 2015. I sure hope I can do it soon, because the 360 is veering dangerously close to "completely abandoned" status. Not so much by budget minded players, mind you, but by gaming media, developers, etc…

There are only two kinds of online gamers with mics: Offensive trash talk guy and sweaty guy who thinks he's the commanding officer of your entire squad and tells everyone else what they should be doing. In seven years of online gaming, I can count on one hand the number of times that I've had a truly friendly…