Rectulus? Hell it nearly killed us!

For all of you saying that Chad VanGaalen comes across as a douche, you need to get educated. The man is a gentle soul who also makes incredible indie music and he's one of the best animators working in the business today. His work is so distinctive that he's become the go-to guy for other indie bands that want a…

Besbians? Lesbians who look like Justin Beiber?

The Turds of Misery had a previous booking. Too bad too; they would have been perfect, having been Dave's first musical guest all those years ago.

You've got a lotta nerve…

I have a soft spot for just about any movie that can transport me back to the Seventies. Examples include (but are certainly not restricted to) Jaws, The Taking of Pelham 123, The Van, etc… Oddly, movies that are too over the top 70s (Saturday Night Fever, any blaxploitation movie) don't have the same effect. It has…

Meth is great, until it's not.

I have no idea whether Shearer is a dick or not, but perhaps when he said he wanted to "work on other projects", it was a nice way of saying, "other projects that aren't a soulless approximation of what they once were ten years ago". I mean, the guy probably has already amassed more money than he could spend in 12…

Only if it's folded into a hexagonal shape. That's a non-starter as far as I'm concerned.

The town I live in has one of those too. But I think the success of those big chain restaurants is entirely pinned to the rest of the selection where you live. My town is a culinary wasteland, but the Red Lobstah (which is right next door to the Olive Garden) is doing brisk business as well, even though they're…

He's keeping the Thomas Ligotti plagiarism, right? I mean, that's where all of the best lines from season one came from.

Really Brian? I'm right across the street!

Yes

Exhibition Shirling, and the one where Dave quits his desk job to be a fireman (only no one will hire him, so he buys his own pumper truck and writes his phone number on his garage for the neighbors to call in an emergency).

eh-h-eh-eh-eh-eh… I'm remembering….

It was the goddamned pigeon. The rest was fucking brilliant.

12 Oz Mouse was sheer brilliance, and Shark was one of the most compelling villains on TV since Al Swearingin. The problem is, people kept assuming it was a stoner cartoon, when it was clearly written for meth heads.

Is it weird that I find Pony irresistible?

It totally worked. I gave the guy the ticket and he gave me a beer!

Also, please order 20 more seasons each of Off the Air and the Eric Andre Show, pretty please?