He's hilarious.

Mustaine. Dave is in charge of opening the hangar.

Not sure where that number comes from Derek Clapton, but thank you; that's why this headline pisses me off. Pay for your own goddamn album, Dave, and leave us pleebs alone.

In related news, I'm starting a crowdfunded effort to get Dave Mustaine set on fire. What a douche.

Woot! This is great news for viewers like myself, who subsist purely on a diet of low budget, straight-to-dvd comedies, teen slasher pics, and TV-format documentaries about crocodiles and the Illuminati.

Man… This show blew it three episodes in. It went from, "Walking Dead / Now Without the Boring Zombies!" to "The End of the World Looks a lot Like Three's Company" all in the course of about 90 minutes.

Agreed… Turns out "Three's a Crowd."

Earworm: deployed!…

Nah; every kid there knows that you risk being shot by a Minuteman if you venture into the desert. Not to mention being eaten by scorpions, solgupids, vinegroons, etc…

Oh and also, seconded. When I moved out to Tucson after spending two decades in the Bay Area, I was shocked at the landscape. As my car kept drawing closer on day-one, I kept thinking, "okay, there's going to be trees as I get closer, right?" By the time I left a few years later, the desert had it's hooks in me.

Yeah, but you can get everclear at the Circle K. They're on EVERY corner! Hell, you can't even buy wine at a supermarket here in Colorado.

I lived in Tucson for a few years, and I'll tell you what. I'd be shocked if they shot one frame of this show there. The trees are all wrong, and there have been no recognizable landmarks.

Undisclosed, huh? Should have gone with "Guilty as Fuck: But the State Didn't Get All the Details Right, Sooooo Do-overs?"

I was just thinking how that Denny's looks like it's on South Academy Blvd. in the Springs. It looks just like the Satellite apartments if you squint just right.

Right?! "Hey, me and a bunch of drunk-ass college friends spent the whole night cat fishing a desperate, drug addled rockstar on the decline. It was sooo fucking rad!"

The guy was a staffer, upset after Manson sneeringly tried to order the "Cake and Sodomy" skillet.

They're all over Colorado, and I'd be willing to bet Wyoming has a few, but don't quote me on that second part.

I'm clean!! I'm clean… >>sobs<<

Settle down, Fraaaaancis!

Aww… The Bad News Breakers. C'mere you two.