That last line pretty much sums up a good deal of David Lee Roth's lyrics, but then again it was always about how Diamond Dave made you feel. "I jigga abooboo ono a loo loo ona loogin for a moonbeam" - Everybody Wants Some. Great stuff.

Can we call out Billy Corgin here for turning one of the worst lyrics ever written into a hit for the Smashing Pumpkins? I mean, "Despite all my rage / I am still just a rat in a cage"… Did he write that when he was six?

A "lifetime" of abdominal cramping.

WHY ARE WE COMMENTING ABOUT THIS?!!!

I don't get all the criticism of this movie. It's ambitious, sure; epic in scope, and they nailed it as far as I'm concerned. Absolutely in my top three of all time, and the film that laid the groundwork for Wes Anderson's storytelling style as far as I'm concerned. Look Robin, you're flying.

Good eye Dick. The one on the main article is actually the Depp impersonator from Nathan for You.

I credit Robin Williams with introducing me into the world of "adult" movies. I saw the World According to Garp the same summer that Raiders of the Lost Ark premiered, and it opened up a whole new world for me (thanks in no small part to Mr. Lithgow's tour de force role as well).

Inconvenienced movie-goers were offered an extra hour in the ball pit.

I never made it to Walla Walla, shouldn't have made that left turn at Pismo Beach.

Who the fuck cares what you look like?!! To quote Walken in King of New York… I want in! You wear the shit in your living room, and quite frankly, these current-gen models don't look anywhere near as clunky as the earlier tech.

Wicked Sceptre BRO!!!! It's just a party, man.

They weren't disabled, they were black. Sheesh. Though with a name like Salami, I can see where you got the idea.

Sling Blade hasn't aged well? Are you being serious?

Say… Basil. I hear your cook whips up a pretty mean Beef Wellingotn back at the Towers.

Sorry; black and white food doesn't agree with my tummy. Unless of course it's one of those black and white cookies that Midler seems so crazy about.

The main dining hall at Hogwarts always seems to have a pretty solid spread.

Here's to the Man is one of the heaviest songs ever recorded.
BANG BAAAANNNGGG!!!!

You lost me at Guns 'n' Roses

What the hell Les?! That was one of the best songs on Van Halen II !

The scariest movie ever made gets no love?! I just scrolled through 300+ comments, and not a single mention of "The Changeling" (George C Scott, not Angelina Jolie, thank you)? The return of the red rubber ball. The gnome like child pushing his way up through the little girl's bedroom floor. The seance for god's…