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Sgt. Schlomo
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You're going to Burton Hell for that terrible pun.

Have you not seen the President's Budget plan?

Oh, that David Geffen! Always supportive of the artists he signs!

Isn't that from one of the unreleased on home video episodes?

LeVar's next podcast should be him reading the entire affidavit in his soothing voice.

If it makes you feel better, the Koch Bros. are suing the shit out of each other.

Rich people you don't like bankroll movies you do like. Number 7 will surprize you!

They'll be singing the praises of the first female President, President Katniss.

We have a President Goofus who thinks he's a President Gallant.

More like President Donald J. Trump's The Art of the Deal Library.

A hormonally-raging She-Hulk should frighten every one of us.

Upvoted for raging hormones.
And we were spoiled (spoiled!) with years of thoughtful, articulate Presidents who could speak in complete sentences and weren't so easily emotionally swayed.

Why don't they just open a Cathouse and charge people for Real Sex?

The North Remembers!

Remember when nerd revenge consisted of pranking the jocks?

I find most of them are Bored to Death.

His Spawn is the exact same way.

They wouldn't feel that way if they were better Hung.

Maybe even The No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency!