If you also lived with someone named Gob, you could have told them to go buy us some coffee… errrr, beer.

No way. Water doesn't obey your rules. It goes where it wants… like me, babe.

I'm a singin' in the show… Ow! Hot… aah! Cold! Oh! Hot! Cold! Hot! Oh! Who's… doing… that?

Ay, caramba! Then the rebels will soon take the capital. I must flee!

Look, boy, now I'm in Australia! Now I'm in America… Australia! America!

*[definitions of "good times" may vary]

What's an Emmy?

I was saying Booo-harris.

Exactly, @avclub-2663919c80d89a457653a60b8b1ce1e1:disqus , what a lot of people don't get about old-school Apple fans, is that they are the company's harshest critics when they screw something up, even (particularly?) if it's some small detail. That gets lost amid the current trend of screaming "fanboy" and "iSheep"…

But the fact that they even had them shows they were pretty devoted Apple users. You wouldn't have had a Newton if you weren't a serious Mac user.

The A.V. Club
The oddest people I've ever met, but they could type really, really fast.

GET TO THE "WORKIN' OVERTIME" BIT!!

That's why he walked around Apple's campus barefoot.

The Newton wasn't bad, it was just ahead of its time, and the handwriting recognition wasn't the greatest.

"… considering we’re pretty sure the Newton existed solely as a Simpsons joke in the first place."

No, but I was yelling at the review about this:

Motherfuckers should be able to take their broken wings, and learn to fly again, learn to live so free.

Hey dude, don't call me dude.

Aw, you got it all wrong Homer, it's not like that. [gestures towards man in egg costume]

[loudly whispers] I think he's talking to you.