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Slightly better than all the other crap that's on the interwebs.

Well, I do buy cookbooks, but they tend to be of the encyclopedic tome variety, such as The Cook's Companion and Le Guide Culinaire or at least very famous books or authors. Also some on specific cuisines that I'm not as familiar with, such as The Revolutionary Chinese Cookbook. In other words, if it's not a great,…

Seems irrelevant. Do people even buy cookbooks anymore? Publishing such a thing would almost certainly lose money, except for the world's most famous chefs.

It's artisanal, free-range plastic.

"Hot for the Bri" is a Billy Idol song, isn't it?

Doesn't look like glass to me. The way it refracts and reflects light makes it look more like plastic.

I think you misspelled "worst."

I've always been extremely indifferent to Natasha, and went into this episode hoping for a Luca win, but Krissi's endorsement of Luca sullies the whole affair so much that I really wanted Natasha to win.

“Explodes with lusciousness.”

I'm crying tears of happiness that they finally got Jewesses into space.

Only if I wasn't using my COM-puter.

Arrested for masturbating in a food court, perhaps?

Which is why I mentioned singing.

Krusty the Klown.

That's very patriarchal of you, you cis-gendered monster. Why don't you just go rape some more wymyn?

I've taken to planting land mines in my lawn to avoid this problem before it begins.

I thought summoning @idiotking:disqus required either an ooze-like substance or an underground blackjack tournament, rather than an alarm.

@avclub-d2d28361fabf5051fcc29fb17dbbe4ae:disqus died on the way back to his home planet.

It kind of would be great to have the show go out by just getting completely bonkers and ageing the characters gradually. Maggie gets to speak, and sing! Bart goes through puberty and has masturbation issues. Lisa's first period.

Is a thereaper anything like a theralyst?