It does not.

NO FRELLING!

I call the big one Ben.

I wish your penis a full and speedy recovery.

Actually, I would enjoy the death-trap if Chiana and Aeryn were some of the ladies involved.

I think they're all lying unconscious at the bar.

List is invalid if it doesn't include Twin Peaks in the top five.

NO FRELLING FIRE ESCAPES!

WHAT!??

Really? The totality of it?

I thought they cured that.

P.S:

Unless its a bunch of REALLY rich kids with ALL the right equipment for some reason and who don't mind donating their time.

It was the stuntwomen who initiated the project. It was a project to promote themselves. They weren't hired for it. From their project page linked in the article:

I think the true story is that Krissi beat Paula Deen in an eating contest… by eating Paula Deen.

I don't think you understand - everything is "faux" these days. A "dive" is just styling for his fancy restaurants. So the patrons who go there can feel like they're hip and with it, rather than the pretentious twats they are. It isn't a new thing.

Them Wal-Mart steaks is shit, innit?

Film production budgets are always bullshit. There's no way this could have been made for as little as $2,800, unless basically everyone volunteered their time and/or equipment. Which they probably did.

Did you ever actually get any springs from him, or was it just false advertising?

Have you ever tried just turning off the web browser, sitting down with your parents, and hitting them?