The A.V. Club
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What really puts that gag over the top is when have you ever seen a clock prominently featured in the background of a pre-recorded TV interview?

SIIIIIIIIMMMMMMSSSSS:

She just thinks stars are neat.

With a man in the White House? Not likely.

"Great" meaning "large" or "immense"
We use it in the pejorative sense!

TTHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMSSSSSSSSS!

Ewww , Bart, don't put the non-marshmallow pieces back in the box, they go in the trash!

The word "cheese" is not funny in and of itself.

HOMER NEEDS ASSES

Maybe TV is right? TV's always right.

See, I think about weird stuff. Like what would happen if E.T and Mr. T had a baby, huh? Well, you'd get Mr. E.T., wouldn't ya? And you know , I think he'd sound a little something like this: “I pity the fool who doesn't phone home.”

And the dog on the Coppertone ad, same deal, Dad?

Kids, I know a place that's sweeter than sweetness itself. In this sweet place, Earthly donuts are sour as poison. You'd spit them out, you would!

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Rock Bottom would like to make the following corrections:

But how would it do so?

“I  would say it “disrespects”  Japanese cultural traditions to have a bunch of first-timers try and make sushi.”

That's kind of ironic, because the kids I know who play CoD tend to play it every spare second they can - they'll play for minimum 8 hours a day on weekends if they can.

”last of us was fun but didn't need to be so long, when you were like an hour deep in just juking and pushing ladders and shit it was like, damn, they should have boiled this down to just the good parts and it'd be as long and classic as portal”