Dude, try reading the caption?  They're ANTI-masturbation gloves.  Hundreds of tiny, hair-thin needles cover the palms and fingertips.

Dude, try reading the caption?  They're ANTI-masturbation gloves.  Hundreds of tiny, hair-thin needles cover the palms and fingertips.

Dude, as a freshman in college, I was in a small room with a BUNK BED… I had the top bunk because I weighed about half of what my roommate did, and he certainly wasn't shy about getting up to some solo activities at night, even like 5 minutes after lights out.

Dude, as a freshman in college, I was in a small room with a BUNK BED… I had the top bunk because I weighed about half of what my roommate did, and he certainly wasn't shy about getting up to some solo activities at night, even like 5 minutes after lights out.

Few points here:

Few points here:

@avclub-589622fb3974db41fbe4a37b78d8585c:disqus  Let's not fight (nor @Guy Incognito split hairs) ; ALL of it was delicious in that movie.  And Anna Kendrick was in there too.  Damn.

@avclub-589622fb3974db41fbe4a37b78d8585c:disqus  Let's not fight (nor @Guy Incognito split hairs) ; ALL of it was delicious in that movie.  And Anna Kendrick was in there too.  Damn.

I remember that this came out before I "got" Morrissey, like before I knew that his funny aspects were intentional.  I just thought he was pretentious.  But I heard this song a lot because various of my female friends were really into him.  So anytime something funny happened around them, I would sing "It's really…

I remember that this came out before I "got" Morrissey, like before I knew that his funny aspects were intentional.  I just thought he was pretentious.  But I heard this song a lot because various of my female friends were really into him.  So anytime something funny happened around them, I would sing "It's really…

What on Earth does the word "anymore" mean in this context?

What on Earth does the word "anymore" mean in this context?

You may want to update your pickup lines.  I hear various versions of "would you hold it against me" are still available.

You may want to update your pickup lines.  I hear various versions of "would you hold it against me" are still available.

On the other hand, the risk of mynstorious misspellings of long words has been stapsuntially incroazed.

On the other hand, the risk of mynstorious misspellings of long words has been stapsuntially incroazed.

Agreed, that was intentional and appropriate.  So to sum up, I am making a pro-Nixon comment in public (sob).

Agreed, that was intentional and appropriate.  So to sum up, I am making a pro-Nixon comment in public (sob).

BLACK CANDY OR GTFO.

BLACK CANDY OR GTFO.