I understood from the trailer that it was supposed to be a comedy, but also that it had failed. It had one of those trailers that just makes you feel like an asshole for going to the movies.

My policy is, if you aren't satisfied with my comment for any reason, I hate you.

That other vampire… what a genius. "Let's you and me go out into the woods alone and take on 2 giant beasts which are stronger, faster and more vicious then us. And let us do it armed with only tiny knives."

I thought this was a much stronger episode then the last few weeks. We were free of the dreadful Aidan blood orgies and Sally wasn't saddled with a crappy mother/nurse. Her plot seems to be taking an interesting development. I thought they had already more or less established that Nora likes what she is becoming so it…

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You should see what it's like in the Navy.

America, if the prospect of Jennifer Aniston in a threesome doesn't bring you out to the theaters… well then I don't want to live in this godforsaken wasteland anymore.

That actually looked a little like a painting.

T-Dog has spent his time off screen constucting a hot air balloon. In the season finale he and the skinny kid who has shown up 3 times will fly off together in search of a better world, and better storylines. His last line will be "My name was Terry you racist fucks!"

Letting a Zombie get close enough so that you can stab it in the head is very stupid Rick. First of all, if you don't stab it exactly right, it's gonna bite you and that is that. Second, if you get any of it's blood on one of your scratches… that is that. If you want to be silent, better to club it with a baseball bat.

They're both pretty big idiots. But Shane is a massive hot head who would get them in over their heads. His stunt at the barn could have been a huge mistake if a gun had jammed or their had been a few more zombies (or if this show followed the rule of Zombies being attracted by sound). And if his psychopathic…

Dale is a 60 something year old guy. I think Andrea beats him out in terms of scavenging, guard duty (when she's not shooting Daryl) and zombie fighting.

Space Ghost, "crick".

If you're right, this movie just lost half a letter grade with me.

I'll admit I like the joke in the trailer, where Rudd enters a room and Aniston is lying in bed with 2 or 3 other women and she says basically "honey you missed the orgy, it was beautiful".

She's pretty, seems nice and is a fine comedic actress.

I've got some news for her, that cat is likely a libertarian.

I'm pretty sure that if that guy has any kind of vague proof of that deed, his penis is inside of someone else like 24/7.

Pinkie, they DID NOT appreciate it when I brought my axe on the Malestrom ride. Bunch of nanny state theme park managers.

I'm pretty sure that commandos are sometimes required to do certain kinds of undercover work. At least that's what The Unit and various episodes of some show on the Military Channel have taught me.