I LOVED the bit where he's like "Sure clearly horny, stone faced marine, I'd love to have you look after my underage daughter. What could go wrong?!

And remember when Elton John strangled that crippled Navajo boy and GLAAD gave him an award?

Actually, I stayed behind and schtupped Liv Tyler.

I actually called up my father and he assures me it happened.

So, at least unlike Battlestar Galactica, we'll know from the very begining that everyone is an angel and God Did It.

And the quality of American cares has improved immensely.

Really? Nuts. At least I'll always have my memories of killing that 7 foot tall alien in the South American jungles.

I don't know if this actually happened, I dreamt it or saw it in a movie. But when I was a kid I remember at some kind of fair people beating a Japanese car with a sledgehammer, and the sledgehammer breaking.

Episode 1 - John Muir went for a walk.
Episode 2 - John Muir saw a tree he quite liked.
Episode 3 - John Muir wrote a poem about a particularly interesting gust of   wind.
Episode 4 - Ras shot himself.

BUT everyone is going to call her "Katie".

While I agree that the Burns style has warn a little thin - didn't like his National Parks thing and thought The War could have been better - The Civil War remains excellent. I've rewatched that like 10 times and would do it again. The opening 10 minutes of every episode is always so moving. Whoever picked that music…

She made me want to drop everything and run off to Africa to live with her and help raise her baby in The Constant Gardener.

I bet John Waters would like to be nailed down pretty good!

You didn't ask about Mutant Chronicles!

I'm gonna agree with vandermonde here. This show is usually dense and always has rapid fire delivery. There past 3 episodes were pretty similar to everything that's come before.

Frankly, the gang probably trearted those kids better then really pagent parents do. They almost can't go over the top enough to match reality.

I'm a liberal atheist, and I kind of believe that one.

On King of Queens, where he usually had alot more lines, Stiller had a smoother delivery.

I'd like to see Spielberg go back to his roots and do a stripped down, no frills film al la Duel.

John Smith, the inventor of sleeping in late on Sundays.