Did Jim Jarmusch make the top 5 this year?

I don't know about the skill of the average competitors, but they certainly seem to pick weaker women each season. Maybe there are just really almost no female shooters to pick from. I don't know.

Consider yourself lucky. I was assaulted with a whole bunch of tv spots in the 2 weeks before it's release. The movie would have done better without a marketing campaign.

I… like… Paltrow. Can't help it. And counterintuitivley it started when I watched that show where she and her rich friends travelled around Spain eating well and laughing about how rich and fucking happy they are.

My Grandfather was a conscientious objector in the Cupkae War, but when the muffins came and killed his wife and raped his daughter, he baked the ever living shit out of them.

It doesn't seem like a good idea to try to launder money through a company already being investigated by the IRS.

I don't know anything at all about the game, but I do know that rage itself was a pretty big part of the episode, and the series itself.

Punishing the Pistil.

Pretty soon he's going all Fight Club on us ( "Jeeze Mikey look at all the blood on the walls! Chuch must have gone nuts!")  and we're slouching toward Dexter.

They even did that at the end of the second season, before promptly backing off in the 3rd season premiere.

Serial Killer. They're making a CSI:New York episdoe about it.

They should do a 45  second alternative version for each episode where Mike just shoots the villian of the week in the head, he and Sam bury the guy in the everglades and the whole gang goes out for Mojitos.

There is a certain 80's villian vibe to all the other guys in the office "Hey Mike, I'm gonna take Sally to the prom AND win the big Sailing race!".

You're not alone. Whatshisname jumping off the roof was all kinds of dumb but everything after that was pretty fun (Dead Larry, when the fuck are you gonna learn to stop hiring Mike for your little missions?)  I knew Wynn Duffy would turn out to be a bad guy the second I saw him but I still enjoyed it. It was honestly…

NASA Director Billy Bob Thorton -

At least 5 minutes every episode will be devoted to 69ing.

Sarah Michelle Gellar once kicked the living shit out of me. DO NOT try talking to her about Harvard Man.

Excuse me sister, I gotta go take a shit.

Like 4 or 5 people were killed and the lady immolated herself at the end. It's plenty violent.

Even though the pilot was pretty mediocre, I wish we could have seen more of that "Killer Holodeck meets Sunshine" show from a couple years back.