What a real human being.

Those apostrophes are actually shorthand for Thetan counts

and I heard Ricky Schroder on the Joe Rogan podcast talking about his bjj training a while back. I guess when you're a baby-faced 80s child actor, you want to prepare to take down street hecklers.

Make a wish, kids, it's a falling star!

That's bad.

*gets addicted to heroin, dies*

Good for you, but I blamed it on Hussein

Bull you know it'sBull you know it'sBull you know it'sBull you know it'sBull you know it'sBull you know it'sBull you know it'sBull you know it's

Johnny Bravo ended up just being Johnny Rotten.

Locke didn't die on the island either, but Smokey could take his form, because his body was brought to the Island.

It'll be punky, like American Idiot.

I thought Ben's Mom was a MIB manifestation to get him to explore outside the fence and eventually meet The Others, so that he would one day kill Jacob.

I felt the same way about Boone. It goes to show how good Lost was at respecting the idea of death, and not using it as a cheap omg moment whenever they ran out of steam. Boone's death had meaning and consequences for Jack and Locke, among others.

These "Abed Makes a Film" episodes always give me the same gleeful joy I had when watching the episode of Growing Pains where Ben Seaver made a movie (just so he could do a kissing scene with a girl)

Maybe so, but "Buttafuoco, Buttafuoco, Buttafuoco!" isn't a real person who CBS could have hired.

I can't help agreeing with pretty much most of what Harmon says. Maybe cause I'm a bit older, but when he rips on Guardians of the Galaxy as "not that good", I agreed. It was alright, but I just don't get excited about those kinds of movies anymore like I used to. He's also called out a lot of bad hacky jokes that…

That's the Cosby Internet Mafia voting Die on that video.

Who said anything about a neck?

Xenu's the Satan of Scientology. Duh.

Someone's posting from Quebec, I see.