His cameo in "Made" is worthy of a chuckle, but mostly for Vince Vaughn's reaction to him getting into the club.

what about the headline about Screech stabbing someone?

- Everyone on my Facebook feed who will post this story

Squiddies is most likely made up, but they resemble the dried squid snacks my mom would always pig out on. They're like pork rinds but a different kind of weird grossness.

Yeah, I was expecting it to slide into a "wacky case of the week" type groove, but it's looking more like one or two cases will make up the whole season.

Is this the Mad Magazine Nasty File: SNL thread?

To your credit, Nora Dunn and Harry Shearer are totally cuckoo these days.

Well there was Dumb and Dumber, and that Quantum Leap episode he did.

…or so the Germans would have us believe.

It would've also been nice if Robert DeNiro reprised his role as Homeland Security Press Guy Who Falls For All The Fake Terrorist Names College Kids Called In and Reported instead of that schmaltz fest he gave us.

I wish Tom Hanks had reprised his role as "President of the Guy Who Played Mr. Belvedere (aka Brocktoon) Fan Club". They could've updated that skit with all sorts of funny oddball questions. I remember watching that one live and it was a nice surprise for being one of the last skits of the episode.

Good call. I still get mini-cringes in my sphincter every time I read another RWG("Witticism"). On the plus side, it looks like my fissures are gonna heal themselves.

It just screams "90s advice columnist on Compuserve".

He was in Titanic, which took place mostly on one boat, so why not?

My mom still gets perm. I think it's permanent at this point. My aunt's hair is all but gone so she wears a fresh perm wig. My aunt and uncle always bought used Benzies and BMW's for as long as I can remember as well.

They shoulda been playing Mah Jong and not poker. My parents and their friends/relatives used to go apeshit playing that all night long.

It feels like just last week when I was in my dorm room watching new host Jon Stewart slowly phase out the "Five Questions" segment grandfathered in from the Kilborn era.

Bring back Kilborn!

The ones that also watched Sons of Anarchy and post about Walking Dead on social media (hatewatch doesn't count).

If their computer changes your name to Dickhole McComplaineyfuck, you get a free month of Cinemax! Which will automatically turn into a monthly billed add-on, unless you cancel, which you can only do by telephone.