I'm fairly new to these parts, and am glad to read this "conservatives aren't funny" thread.
It's funny cuz it's true!

more professor troll! more!

whatever she was doing, it was awesome

He didn't just sleep with her three seasons ago … he was obsessed/in love with her. Remember? Head Six got jealous. So, he didn't actually forget her.
Starbuck herself was croaking "Who Am I?" a few episodes back. Are we hypothesizing that she doesn't remember herself also?

It's Canadien when you're referring to French Canadiens, so it's not necessarily wrong.

I wouldn't say I love the music, but it's better than most television shows (and movies.) At least it doesn't sound like John Williams.

"Finding arbitrary uses of the word 'portmanteau' is the new sportmanteau. "

There's no better film for this list than Lynn Stopkewich's Canadian film, Kissed. I watched it in high school and am scarred for life. The main character works at a funeral home and has sex with the corpses. Corpse lovers!

Also, "Yoko Homo" is a moron.

Every dick within a three block radius fell off. Also, some vaginas.

Oh what would I do to punch Hasselback.

Also, Arrested Development, yes!

I like how Stephen Colbert does product placement. To the point of absurdity.
On another note, CBC radio does a great program called "The Age of Persuasion" about advertisements. Check it.
http://www.cbc.ca/ageofpers…

hate. planet. hate.

Is there anything more "bottom-of-the-barrel" than The View? (Besides Fox News of course)
Seriously, I never realized TV could be that bad.

I saw it all and it was my worst nightmare come to life.
And I once saw a clown driving past me on a bridge in a white windowless minivan.
I will never ever have sex again if it will make them stop talking about it.

starbuck's ovary
Remember how they took it? Important?

What if John Hodgman is Daniel? He suddenly shows up in the same episode as #7 is first mentioned? Doc Cottell could have done that surgery himself and none of us would have questioned it… so why is he there?

ah, not the hull. I'm glad I read this, or I would have been infinitely confused.

predictions?
Maybe this has already been talked to death, but what's everyone's predictions of how they're going to end this thing?