A List of Things About Harry Potter
1. It will always be unsettling to hear Ralph Fiennes' beautiful voice coming from Voldemort. I know it's really him, we all know it's really him, but it's weird.

Paul Bettany
We are living in a sad, sad world when Paul Bettany looks better than Johnny Depp.

This might be old news, but…
Did anyone else know that Ed's been a sous chef for Cat Cora on Iron Chef? Just turned the show on tonight and he was with her in Battle Oatmeal. And, if it makes any difference, Cat Cora lost that particular battle.

Yes, please!
To Jane Lynch doing a Rifftrax to High School Musical. Even better would be Jane Lynch as Sue Sylvester doing a Rifftrax to High School Musical.

Quick Fire Immunity
It's bullshit this late in the game. As much as I don't want Ed to win, I'm glad that he did well in the Elimination Challenge because if he didn't he totally wouldn't have deserved his automatic entry into the finale.

What the hell is wrong with Tarantino? Inglourious Basterds was great.

I don't know if we're talking writers here, but…
Chuck Palahniuk sure seems like he's fallen pretty hard. Early works like Fight Club and Invisible Monsters have held up for years, but Snuff just seemed like he was writing a bad imitation of his own schtick. I haven't gotten to Tell All yet, but everything points to a…

Eric Northman
better not meet his fiery, sun-soaked true death. Without Alexander Skarsgard, really, what's the point?

Tim Gunn's Video Recaps
"Essential viewing" doesn't even start to describe it. I cannot believe the things he says about the judges!

I missed the first five minutes and totally didn't realize they did it…sorry. They didn't do it in the last episode so I wasn't expecting that they'd do it in this one.

They should AT LEAST bring back the choosing of the models thing. Do they even still get to choose the models before each challenge? Or do models automatically get eliminated when their designer does?

Bootylicious
Does Bootylicious sample Edge of Seventeen? Really, Beyonce? Really?

I feel like one failing of this show could be that if you join it in the middle it will feel weird. It might not pick up a ton of new viewers at this point.

"No. She's dead. This is her son" was my favorite line of the episode. At least once an episode Kurt gets a great line, and I love it. He is amazing.

If the theme is Queen next week I might not watch. Even though I love Adam Lambert. I don't love him enough to hear Tim Urban "sing" a Queen song or watch Aaron Kelly try to be anywhere near as cool as Freddie Mercury. I might just tape it and only watch the parts that Lambert is on.

Group Number
While watching the group number all I could think was "gee, if this was happening last season, would my soul be crying/dying right now?" There was so little energy…