"I'm blowin it!" after that line got me but good.

This album is like crack rock, crack rock.

This album is like crack rock, crack rock.

Lopez? Lopez?! I know you're in there Lopez….Lopez!

Lopez? Lopez?! I know you're in there Lopez….Lopez!

Aw, man…he's gonna punch that puppy.

Aw, man…he's gonna punch that puppy.

There really hasn't been a need for music news since. The folks at Spin knew this.

There really hasn't been a need for music news since. The folks at Spin knew this.

and a couple wokka wokka's for for the Muppets 12" mix.

and a couple wokka wokka's for for the Muppets 12" mix.

Violence solves everything.

Violence solves everything.

Who will be America's favorite dick shitter?

Oh, cool!

I grow weary of this dude. Laws my feet grow weary. I was a little sick of him sight unseen and sound unheard when he titled that album de stijl.

My avatar is my comment.

Real life Derek, real life downer. And yes this article did hit a tender nerve.

Nah, I'll be there. Nice try, nerds.

Yo, that shit is untrueful!