I mean, that IS pretty much what sucks about work.

You REALLY slept through contracts class. The big shocker for most people is how the law favors breach so much. Contract damages are consequential -  there are no punitive damages. This is clearly an efficient breach - there's no way the foreseeable damages due to the breach are $9,000, and there's a pretty good…

Huh? Making porn illegal? All the SCOTUS said is that the government is allowed to restrict it. But the governtment isn't restricting it, so it's perfectly legal in as technical a sense as you choose.