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Chopin Broccoli
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makes me want to goof around with Chevy Chase

beloved AND timeless

you-know-whos = fans of serious artists with deep rich catalogues?

are you serious?, you should be pummeled roundly with Paul Simon's Library of Congress Gershwin Prize for Popular Song

I can't tell if A) you're being ironic B) you havn't actually listened to very much Paul Simon music and are talking out of your ass or C) you just have crappy taste in music

most folks have forgiven the boycott business but Paul still gets accused of "musical colonialism" or what have you, which is silly and speaks more about white liberal guilt than Paul Simon's value as an artist

you know, Paul Simon and Peter Gabriel could and should make a fantastic album together, somebody make that happen

no but I did notice John Travolta and Nic Cage''s subtle, nuanced performances

hey watch the CD changer in the trunk, dumpkorf! (or whatever….)

that's a nice $300 haircut

Torturing slaves is a definite RDD

also…..Jackée!

227 had some classic comedy stylings: If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, her name would be………Ella Vader!

it's only fitting that your experience sorting out Dr Who reviews should rival the actual show in complexity

DENTAL PLAN

I WILL MURDER YOUR INFANT DAUGHTER!  wait,that's not right…….

well, according to Hollywood, your friend can get a job where he gets seduced by a sexy Jennifer Aniston

Chad Kroeger is worse than Hitler….at art

add in a dose of Mordenkainen's Magnificent Manhole

can we get Hank Williams Jr to write a song about it?