The Ultimate Warrior is legit gonzo, he really believes his gimmick

just get Jim Cornette on board, I'd watch that man read the dictionary

WAAAAAAAAAALT!

He was incredible in Death Wish 3

you may have to settle for a registered René Auberjonois comment attacking Quark

let's call the whole thing off

Too Much Fudge?

It is

HAH (a la Edna Krabopple)

dude, I'll totally come play D&D with you if Greg brings the Bits 'n Bites, unfortunately I don't have my Ozzy "cassettes" anymore

Moby Dick, that book could use some serious culling

a REGISTERED user called SHIT ON YOURSELF

you let your wife drag you to baby conventions?

I know what I'll be scrawling
on the toilet wall
the next time I have to shit
in a shopping mall

I looked it up, and apparently that is actually a thing

sigh, Elrond, you unfortunate victim of the new draconian short name policy

you have to remove Yes from that list, none of those other bands (for better or for worse) could write, let alone play a double album consisting of 4 songs

say what you will about the tenets of unregistered posting, at least it's a fucking ethos

Shomer fucking Shabbas

coitus?