they don't call it "the good book" for nothing

he couldn't wait to grab on to her BIG AMERICAN BREASTS!!!!!!! but first he had to go to the Statue of Liberty to grab a jimmy-hat

you invade Poland

hell yes,

you've never snorted coke off the bible before?

this guy seems to relish both the high art and the trash in the same joyful way, without irony or post-modern kitsch, and he loves to talk about tits

NO, let's talk about Pamela Anderson, she had giant breasts and I smelled her……

"too much dancing, not enough prancing"

that was…….unexpected

highly cromulent observations

is it a clean slate or is it the fact that nobody really cares about Anna Nicole Smith, she is destined to become a trivial pursuit question that your grandkids will fail to get right

on the subject of dead autistic piano players, Thelonious Monk is a textbook case

SCTV is like the Velvet Underground of comedy, not watched by a lot of people at the time (outside of Canada at least) but hugely influential (SNL, Simpsons, etc…)

how do they get the dogs so small….is it breeding? do they use some kind of shrink ray?

Eugene Levy's characters are the opposite of assholes in those movies, and Begley usually plays a nice guy too

Archmage, you'd think it was a great year based on those classic sketches but it was mostly dreck, the cast was pretty forgettable minus the "ringers"

is Fernwood Tonight on dvd yet? if so, it's a must for Willard Fans (and Martin Mull fans as well)

thanks a lot you stupid hotel manager!

hey now, somebody broke the rules and then there were consequences, such is life.
The op's joke was funny….and since when should being a nice guy/well liked excuse your actions?

Christmas, Christmas, Christmas??