[tiny Soos falls off of Lil' Gideon's shoulder]

I shall now accept no other man than Bryan Cranston to play Gordon Freeman.

A sly dig, given the episode's themes.

I am currently writing a novel. It is post-apocalyptic in nature. The plot involves a massive solar storm hitting the Earth and knocking all electricity offline for a few days, long enough for society to break down.

I've seen references to this for days now. What did El Dan do?

Yes, great book. Even with its random, batshit, blink and you'll miss it psychic vision that ties it into Gerald's Game.

Aw. I like Insomnia

SPOILERS: God I hope Stannis fucks him right up.

God, I've fucking forgotten who Aero Hotah is. Oi, GRR Martin! Stop adding subplots or I kill you! 

WORLD WAR Z SHOULD HAVE BEEN AN HBO MINISERIES! YOU STUPID WATERFOWL! 

Ah, the Tommyknockers. Stephen King's 'Cocaine is one hell of a drug' novel.

God that movie is terrible. It should be put alongside The Room and Birdemic as all time great suckfests to watch with friends. Best part? When the Trucks and humans come to a sort of deal and allow them to refuel at the petrol station so that they can circle the same petrol station and starve the humans to death.

I love King, to death, but his endings often suck. He basically can't decide what to do, so he just has something blow the fuck up. SEE SPOILERS: Cell, The Stand, The Shining, Under the Dome, Desperation.

As a major aficionado of the post-apocalypse, I can confirm that civilisation would go to total shit within five days without one of the following criteria; food, water, electricity, outside contact. We're three square meals from cannibalism and rape-gangs people. Never forget it.

This may be harshly judged, but from that teaser, Frozen looks like sub-par Dreamworks. Hardly the heights of non-Pixar masterpieces such as How to Train Your Dragon or Wreck-It-Ralph. 

Paperman was better than La Luna, and I liked La Luna a great deal. 

If anything is going to nudge them back down, it'll be fucking PLANES.

The Kung-Fu Panda films really surprised me. The first was actually pretty good and the second was kinda great. If you'd told me I'd be moved by the origins of a fat Panda kung-fu warrior voiced by Jack Black, I'd have called you a crazy fucker.

The Bender moment of the night for me was not this, but him jumping out of the newly three dimensional Planet Express hot rod, putting four cigars in his mouth, pulling out his stolen Flatland candlestick holder and lighting all at once.

The best part of that sequence is when Keith Olbermann and Ann Coulter fuck the shit of each other as the zombies/serfs invade the compound.