Switch Kira with Riker and I'll endorse your damned list all the way to the Vulcan.

Bald Tom Hardy. Because Picard never had hair. Ever. Fuck you, Nemesis.

I would watch every one of these, because I'm an easy mark. 

BORG SPHERE EXPLODES. VOYAGER FLIES OUT.
JANEWAY SEES EARTH.

I'll take Sisko, Kira, Bashir, Dax, Garak, Nog, Worf, Martok, Quark, Damar, Weyoun, Odo et al over the Voyager crew.

Year of Hell is pretty good, but gets knocked down a few grades because;

Ah yes, the episode where the crew MURDERS a man. Good times. 

"They are the Knights of Summer and Winter is coming…"

Silly Defiance. Pythons don't have venom. 

Next week; Sam the Slayer!

I don't think the Umber's coming back either. The actor recently had his ear bitten off in some hotel, where he was staying while doing a play, and I'm guessing not working on Game of Thrones. Which sucks. 

I'm a little fuzzy on this. I may have missed something during my read; Is Jamie totally innocent re; the Red Wedding. Because when Roose gives Robb Jamie's regards, is he literally just saying what Jamie said in some off hands quasi-fuck you as he was leaving Harrenhal? And this then kickstarts Lady Stoneheart's…

I wouldn't call the Battle on the Wall boring. Its just a much more drawn out affair than Blackwater. Its got fucking Giants and catapults. It also ends with Stannis routing the Wildlings, which should be fun to watch from a top the wall. I do however, agree that it can't be the sole focus of the episode, ala…

That's motherfucker shrugged when he said it. SHRUGGED!

I  also agree that this wasn't a complete waste of time… since I honestly can't wait for the Theon stuff post-SPOILERS the Boltons becoming wardens of the North AND we need to realise what a creepy, fucking wierdo psycho Ramsay is (I was expecting him to kill those women as well, just to deny/freak out Theon).

I love that this show had a lengthy scene involving three fucking dragons, and we didn't see even one Direwolf. Its really off that invented creatures get a long scene, whereas a shot of the Direwolves, even sitting at Bran's camp with the others, would have helped to at least remind us that they still exist. Have we…

Maybe we'll get some when the Hound knocks her out with the axe handle. Isn't that when Nymeria finds Cat's body?

SPOILERS:

Oh my God. That is… brilliant. Seriously. You have no idea how great that is.

SPOILERS: I hope he finds time to film this between his ongoing and definitely permanent role on Game of Thrones. [ducks incoming objects]