How about instead of posting River Song quotes we just kick me in the junk since that's the much more pleasurable option of the two.

How about instead of posting River Song quotes we just kick me in the junk since that's the much more pleasurable option of the two.

I was a big fan of him inventing the Yorkshire pudding mainly because I'm a fan of the Yorkshire Pudding itself

I was a big fan of him inventing the Yorkshire pudding mainly because I'm a fan of the Yorkshire Pudding itself

FLAGGED for making me cringe even more than I was before!

FLAGGED for making me cringe even more than I was before!

I'm only OK with Matt Smith being replaced if the next Doctor is Hugh Laurie. Anyone else and it's just massive disappointment all around.

I'm only OK with Matt Smith being replaced if the next Doctor is Hugh Laurie. Anyone else and it's just massive disappointment all around.

I have really enjoyed every episode so far this season but I have a feeling the next episode will be a let down mainly because I'll have to put up with the diminishing return that is River Song yet again.

I have really enjoyed every episode so far this season but I have a feeling the next episode will be a let down mainly because I'll have to put up with the diminishing return that is River Song yet again.

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NO COLESLAW!

All that does is prove Hitler wasn't that bad of a guy. A man who takes his dog with him when he moves must have his priorities straight!

Cat people are the worst people! I never had a problem with Kubrick until I learned this.

It wouldn't be that hard to have Leonard take Peirce's place in the group. Plus we would get more frozen pizza reviews!

Turd Ferguson, it's a funny name

Stephen Root! Office Space, and Dodgeball jump to mind instantly and I'm sure he has been a few other movies not to mention all the T.V. shows.

Someone please make Dancing With The Onions A.V. Club happen, or The Onions A.V. Club Apprentice. Actually any show that has Celebrity in the title would work, A.V. Club Fit Club despite having a weird to say title would have the greatest net benefit, that and A.V. Club Rehab With Dr. Drew

If making fun of recently deceased troubled celebrities is wrong then I don't want to be right.