SEXY cops.

I approve.

What is airing after the Super Bowl?

Yeah. It's actually one of the most basic and time tested plots possible. You gather a group of characters together and offer a prize that can only go to one of them. It's literally just The Hunger Games or Rat Race or any of hundreds of thousands of other stories.

The only actual stake seems to be "Who is going to be the new Supreme?" A plotline that has languidly drawn on and on and on and is basically an excuse to have characters kill other characters because somehow that's how the whole thing works.

I could watch an entire episode of nothing more than Angela Bassette and Jessica Lange hamming it up as snarky, arrogant bitches. They play off each other so well, even when the writing is no where near as good as they are.

A central problem is that they've never bothered to explain the feud between the voodoo practitioners and the Salem witches. Which is quite possibly the only interesting concept they've come up with. How, exactly, are we supposed to be enthused about Fiona and Marie teaming up if we don't know what the hell happened…

Listen up, white devil, there was one other scene that was fun and interesting.

Because Disqus is the worst. I generally try to hypercode underlining when I post a link now.

It would be nice for when the show cuts to Laurel and not have to sigh.

Nilbog?

It would need to be live and include musical numbers.

Then it shouldn't be a TV show, it should be the made-for-TV movie Doing Time on Maple Drive because it is one of the most rewarding viewing experiences you will ever have.

If you watch one TV show this lifetime, that TV show should be Arrow.

It's like being insane. AND YOU LOVE IT!

Liz and Dick

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! REAL BIRTHDAY HAPPINESS!

Dahmer vs. Gacy

The Paperboy