You know the Bootynator, like ‘I’ll be back’ but with booty.

PERIOD FANATIC!

If you have not watched the final season of The OC, you need to get on that shit. The fourth season is better than the first, and wildly different from the third. The third season is almost completely skippable, all you really need to know is that Marissa dies (thank god), Kaitlin Cooper returns (and is played by a…

There's a new Awkward on tonight! Let's discuss how much we love Awkward!

Wow, those are not just some crazy nominees, but crazy categories.

Fuck…I knew I forgot something…

My Ten Favorite TV Shows

You light one bitch on fire and everybody freaks out!

Gurl, why you ackin' so cray-cray?

I love anyone who love Sunny as much as I do. And she is dead on in her analysis of it. Sunny has consistently been a top shelf sitcom for its entire run, with highs as high as 30 Rock, Community, and Parks and Recreation. Kaitlin Olsen deserves an Emmy more than just about any other actress out there.

Squirrel Girl is one of Marvel's best characters!

Hostages had one of the most ridiculous and contrived plot twists I have ever seen tonight! I loved it.

That's family for you.

There's no 'i' in Teamocil, at least not where you think.

After my second husband shot me the second time, I realized that love is the most important thing in the world.

Well in that case, I will be sitting around waiting for my Amell-esque abs to show up.

No, I've been discharged.

When you buy the product of a right-wing religious zealot, you get what you pay for.

Anything within reach. Seriously, I ate a slice of pizza tonight. Do you have any idea how unappetizing pizza is when all you can feel is the texture?

I lost my sense of taste due to this infection. I hope it comes back soon.