Ahh, America's healthcare system. Where the last thing you do in the event of an emergency is call emergency services.

… I remember a song about a welcome table… and people used to sit at it.

This looks cool. Who doesn't love a good cult?

Happy B-Day!

I like how in the '90s everyone thought the internet would be all about violence (just watch any movie about the internet from the '90s). I would like to go back in time and assure those people that after pornography the most common use for the internet is sharing adorable animal pictures and video.

Finally, Parenthood has an endorsement of quality from a respectable source.

Ryan Murphy is, by far, the creepiest showrunner out there. He casts people based on how much he wants to have sex with them, and has them act out his weird fetishes.

I have the exact same problem.

You know, Carmen Electra used to "twerk" way back in the '90s on Singled Out. I don't know why this is somehow a new thing considering all the twerking I saw/did when I was club-hopping in the mid-2000s.

I have been living without insurance for basically a decade now. It is almost disturbing how I came to accept that, should accident or illness occur, I'd either tough it out or die.

Welp, a basic google search turned this up:

Welcome to America.

"First of all, let’s call affordable health care what it really is: It’s socialized medicine."

That's because it isn't. Here's a quote from Jed Whedon about working on the show, "There's a database that's tailored to our show with the properties we can use as well as the properties that are owned by other studios and things that are flagged for major franchises. There are certain areas we can't go because we…

It puzzles me why they thought they could build a show around Coulson in the first place. He exists primarily for Robert Downy Jr. to banter at, not with. Across all the movies, he only ever had two traits. 1. Be annoyed by Tony Stark. 2. Geek out over Captain America.

I stopped reading after the second gay rape scene.

At least Blink looks cool.

It's fairly obvious. What do you get when you take Iron Man out of Iron Man? A whole lot of nothing.

It's still the number one show on TV!

Who is your favorite hostage?