The Michael J. Fox Show is televised Ambien.

I love Tatiana Maslany.

In between its CWness, it has a remarkable amount of topicality. One of my favorite elements of the first season was that Moira's evil circle were steadfast in their belief that the Hood was targeting the rich, rather than targeting criminals. They existed in a world of so much privilege and so sheltered from…

The Abominable Dr. Phibes

Arrow makes its microscopic budget work for it, mostly relying on camera tricks instead of CGI, for example, giving it a very gritty, urban feel on the streets and an overly sleek feel with the rich. It basically took the CW's house style and made it work in a way that not many CW shows do. It really highlights how Ag…

Dracula's Daughter

Pretty much. But replace Chrystal Reed with a hot guy who trains shirtless and Holland Roden with a sassy computer hacker/IT worker who figured everything out on her own around the midway point of the first season.

Arrow loves nothing more than sexualizing it's male castmembers.

That pretty much describes Arrow as a show. It's hilarious, but also kind of awesome. I like how Colton Haynes acting style always tries for intensity but comes off as completely insane. Also, his gratuitous butt shot.

Too bad he couldn't hang out with Walter White in Vermont.

"Healthcare has enough problems without you punks!" - Arrow, getting political.

Did you not watch last season's crazy devil sex?

It's a Ryan Murphy show, of course there are going to be hot shirtless men.

Yay! Arrow opened up with a completely gratuitous shirtless exercising scene! That's the Arrow I love.

Are you also going to pass on the fiery snake sex?

Who wants to sex up a Frankenstein's monster?

Welp, I spent too much money buying a Nintendo 3dsxl and Pokemon Y. This game better be as awesome as everyone is saying.

Our twitter friend Jeremy's sister ran into Robbie Amell. That means I am only four chain links away from Stephan Amell!

Yep. It's a garbage deal. Our only hope is that people actually learned from this time. Of course they didn't learn from the 2011 showdown and subsequent credit downgrade, so I doubt they'll ever learn much.

Oh, and we know Ted Cruz was born in Canada, to a foreign father and a US citizen mother. Anyone like to take a wager as to how many birther protests would erupt if he ran for president? Anyone?