Now that we've all watched American Horror Story, if you are a fan of the killer vagina genre, then I have to recommend the movie Teeth. It is a very good movie about a vagina on the rampage.

So… witches are really just an all female team of X-Men?

In both cases the same theoretical fact holds true. Demons are just corrupted human souls. In order for the knife to actually kill a demon then, it must really mean it is a soul destroying knife. Which means that whoever's body was jacked by the demon at the time, probably also had their soul destroyed as well.

I DEMAND MORE JERLEY!

Pretty much. But Supernatural never wants you to think about that. Just stop to consider how many people they've murdered with the demon killing knife or the angel blades.

WOOOOOOOO!

I hate Modern Family.

Honestly, Agents of SHIELD does not look much more expensive than the CW's Nikita.

Dennis Reynolds is on The Mindy Project.

In 2011 one of the singers in One Direction tweeted that he wished he was a punk rocker (?) with flowers in his hair. Tumblr (being run by 14-year-old girls) immediately took to photoshopping flower crowns onto him.

Sleepy Hollow is a surprising ratings beast.

I feel bad for the rest of the world if Korean students know enough about our dysfunctional politics to understand what this song is mocking…

According to Know Your Meme, the flower crowns seem to be because Hannibal and One Direction fans heavily overlap.

Is it the Onstar joke? Because that was damn funny.

It’s our party
We can do what we want
It’s our party
We can say what we want
It’s our party
We can stop what we want
We can vote how we want
Defund what we want

Of the five shows I watch on Monday… the very first thing I decided to watch was Hostages. If it could just get some weird sex stuff like American Horror Story or The Following it would be a fantastic show.

I hate Glee.

Poll: Who is going to watch Hostages tonight, and who is going to watch The Blacklist?

But when Arrow comes back on Wednesday, we can all celebrate.

YAY! The CW is back!