D'aww! Angela and June were on New Girl. This episode makes me sad.

WADDLES!

Nicholas Cage is amazingly bad at acting. However, he has the good fortune to accept scripts that are also amazingly bad, making his movies a delightful camp-fest.

Sodium!

The Blacklist is such a pedantic rip off of The Silence of the Lambs it is ridiculous.

Why don't you just save Hostages for that timeslot?

How delightful is it that those nice terrorists are saving that poor family from themselves?

The terrorists are saving the family from itself!

Wow, that joke is the most desperate attempt to seem contemporary and relevant while also pandering to the old people still watching.

Why did you kill my dog?

This is all about Dylan McDermott's stupid, dying wife, isn't it?

The terrorists really care about teen sex!

Creepy…

It's like Homeland, only worse!

This show is hillarious in how much it wants to portray Dylan McDermott as bad ass. Someone should build a time machine for it so it can start before we all saw Assy McGee crying while masturbating in American Horror Story: MURDER HOUSE.

Since when do presidential doctors give press conferences?

Mom is… okay? I'm not sure if I would ever watch another episode.

The real question I have is how much money people can sink into one horrible movie franchise.

Please offer any sort of proof that it got anyone to read the over-cooked fecal matter that is Atlas Shrugged, let along hundreds of thousands.

You know the American Medical Association would never allow that to happen.