525,600 space ships, 525,000 space ships so unearthly. 
525,600 space ships - how do you measure, measure Ming's mercy? 
In terror, in destruction, in rampage, in madness and fear.

It really annoys me that Disqus has some sort of weird monopoly on internet comments considering it is a genuinely terrible company, with little to recommend to it both as technology and as a business.

HAT CLUB!

RANDOM LESBIAN!

There's a monster in the woods!

I own that movie. It's… not good.

Jeff: How old is he again? 
Annie: Thirtysomething, I’m assuming. He has a landline and uses the word album.

That third grader has been watching Parks and Recreation…

1. I was in high school the day it happened. It sort of spread from teacher to teacher to turn on the news, until the administration shut down our school's cable. When I went home I was walking up the stairs, I slipped and fell down two flights of stairs breaking a bone in my foot. My parents refused to drive me to…

Alright you Siberia junkies, I am starting the first episode.

Let's not go crazy…

I'm almost to 2,000 comments! I'm not sure what upgrade I'll wind up getting.

Happy birthday to one of my favorite people on the planet!

Because there is a universe where it is excellent. Of course that universe is not this universe, or any universe tangentially connected to this universe.

Clark from Awkward is in Welcome to the Family. It's pretty hard to believe he impregnated a women.

By switching my twitter location to Ulan, South Korea I seem to have finally found the one place on the planet where no one is tweeting about One Direction, Justin Beiber, Miley Cyrus or idiotic American politics. At least not in English.

I like whoever chose to name their team "Our Lord James Franco."

Nope.

The Glimmer Man

Buzzfeed accidentally did something right and wrote a very in depth, very extensive history of the movie Clue. Including interviews with the surviving cast and the writer/director.