Just think, if NBC hadn't fucked around with Up All Night for no intelligible reason, it would probably be starting its third season soon.

I maintain that the best music ever made can be found in '80s and '90s cartoon theme songs. So everyone should post their favorite cartoon theme song.

It's a local, public access show.

Right next to the "All Shows" button, there used to be a button that would open a drop down menu showing what was going to be reviewed tonight, along with the current "What's On Tonight." It was really useful and is now gone!

Did they take away the What's On Tonight button? WHY?

General experience indicates that "husky" girls- those who are just a little on the heavy side- are more even tempered and efficient than their underweight sisters.

Ah, but you are making an ex-post facto assumption based on sampling bias and ignoring the role that capitalism played in how communism came about. Here is an excellent blog post on this subject.

By the way, here's the author.

The children's book everyone needs.

1. Pop.

A TALKING CAT!?!

I swear I use "So, why do you hate me and Jesus?" and "MY EMOTIONS! MY EMOTIONS!" at least once a week.

The second season is, against all possible odds, actually quite good. Those last two episodes are some genuinely good and innovative episodes.

Come on every body, let's play a game
I bet I can make a rhyme out of anybody's name

And you thought that after you'd seen him crying while masturbating he couldn't shock you.

The naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame game!

You're only about two episodes away from the most insane moment in AHS history (which is saying something).

Guess what? There is no God, but there is a Santa Claus!

I knew that.

How are you enjoying everyone's Boston accents?