Much of it is great. I love Mulholland Drive.

Cheap ass Suave.

Super Mario Bros. 3. That game did so much with so little, and I don't think the creativity in it has ever been toped. Plus it is still fun to play now.

Morgan LeFey, eventually. Lancelot, kind of. And calling Arthur a jerk is letting him off light, considering he murders a bunch of babies. le Morte d'Arthur is a fantastic book, but it is very much a deconstruction, because Sir Thomas Mallory had a major axe to grind with the entire nation of England. Everything in…

The original movie. It's simply fantastic. I've seen a lot of Godzilla movies, in fact, I have seen every movie ever that features Mothra, but nothing tops that first one.

Horror, Sci-Fi, and Fantasy. I live in the world that exists, therefore I want to read about world's that do not.

I am agnostic on that question. In my more cynical days I do not, but some days I do. It's complicated and all I try to keep in mind is that if god exists, he is not an asshole.

I occasionally have dreams. I most often dream when I am napping in the afternoon.

Yes, but they are art that trends towards pornography, most notably in first person shooter games.

The Wii was the first console I have liked in many generations. They simply became too complicated for their own good. The simplicity of the Genesis and Nintendo were to their benefit. When you have dozens of button options located all over the controller, it makes gameplay a more frustrating experience as you can't…

I own a pet Chinchilla.

I'd marry Joel McHale (that's easy). He is both incredibly attractive and incredibly funny, which is the way to my heart.

I love all Communists equally.

The most disappointing movie I have ever seen is Star Wars: Episode 1: The Phantom Menace. We hadn't had a Star Wars movie in decades, and what we finally get is a bloated, plotless piece of crap in which we learn the Force that binds the universe is actually a bacterial infection. The Force is the universe's…

An ABC Family Channel movie entitled, Celeste in the City. It was terrible because it was the most predictable movie I have ever seen. If you watch the first five minutes, you can perfectly guess not merely what is going to happen, but you can literally tell when each thing is going to happen down to the second.
I'd…

That was the guy who plays Wade. He might not be the best actor on the show (but then again, he might be), but he plays the best character.

I don't really find anything about the episode particularly offensive. They were two guys who were slightly effeminate. I know dozens of gay guys exactly like them. I think there is some sort of knee-jerk reaction that any portrayal of gay men that isn't Max from Happy Endings is somehow offensive in and of itself.

A cup of water exiled me by falling on my computer.

My computer is out for repairs and I am desperate to talk to my internet friends. Ask Me Anything.

No, the one from the '90s.