We know Britta is something of a megalomaniac, she's just lazy not very good at it most of the time. It goes right back to the pilot, where she actually drives the entire story's action. In the very introduction to her character, all we learn is just how terrible she is at Spanish, and everything that happens over the…

Hey! I've seen Do Over! I can't believe anyone else has, though…

Here under protest is "beef burgers."

Undergrads
The Middleman
The Comeback
Grosse Point
Police Squad!
That's My Bush
Action

The Irma Luhrman-Merman murder
Turned the bird's word lurid
The whir and the purr of a twirler girl
She would the world were demurer
The insurer's allure
For valor were pure Kari Wuhrer
One fervid whirl over her turgid error
Rural juror
Rural juror
I will never forget you
Rural juror
I'll always be glad I met you
Rural juror

Good. Because let's just say, the Teen Choice Awards nominees are an uninspiring bunch.

I'm illegally voting in the Teen Choice Awards at the moment…

I was working late on my Haftorah
when I heard a knock on my bedroom-doorah
I opened it up and to my surprise
there was a werewolf standing there with glowing gold eyes
he says tomorrow my son you will be a man
but tonight's the time to join the wolfen clan
tomorrow you will stand at the bimah and pray
but tonight let's gaze…

Well, I found Spring Breakers incredibly self-indulgent and banal.

Alexander Vinegarstrokesmurder

Letterboxd is making this sort of thing all too easy…

Are you implying that I would goad people into watching a movie that is not of the highest quality? I am shocked and appalled at these accusations!

Pretty much.

I assumed it was an opaque reference to BJ and the Bear, but I didn't know how it fit…

Armond might think Jack and Jill is an amazing movie about the Jewish experience, but he at least is able to construct an intelligent argument to attempt to back that insanity up.

Gives away the whole fucking plot… and yet completely does not understand anything that happens or why it is happening.

Hey! @avclub-669e3876ba6dab37e11e5237f2c8017e:disqus ! I dare you to write an insightful and profound review of Lindsey Lohan's masterpiece, I Know Who Killed Me! Or are you too chicken?

There's a lot of weird anger directed at youth culture for… being technologically savvy?

Oh please, no flash photography! You'll harm the internet.

Everyone should read this aggressively awful review of Cabin in the Woods.