Presenting 145 movies I have seen from before I was born.

Remember, when the government helps the poor it is too big, when the government collects every piece of data about you, it is defending our freedom!

It's increadibly weird for me to say I have a favorite (ex-)athlete.

Life's a bitch, now so am I.

Dear Mr. @avclub-04e0ee7f57cb99fce8677b2f946c35af:disqus ,

Girl, you best check yo' self before you wreck yo' self!

Good idea! Too bad Image lost Wildstorm, I'd pay a subscription fee to access all of Wildstorm.

Illythia is amazing. She's consistently one of the best aspects of this show.

This episode was all about penises, from the one Gaul with the massive junk, to Illythia's metaphorical penis she was waving in Spartacus's face. Everything was incredibly phallic. Also Crixus and Lucretia had incredibly bad sex.

Side note: how awesome would a Teen Wolf video game be? I assume one of Derek's moves would be to take off his shirt and blind his opponents with his glorious abs.

I have never been impressed with Crystal Reed's acting talents. But yeah, a lot of the lack of chemistry comes from Tyler Posey. Posey is an incredibly limited actor, one who can play a sweet doofus, but not much else without someone working really hard with him. He actually has significantly better chemistry…

Honestly, it didn't seem gay enough for me. After last week's rain soaked Isaac begging to sleep live with Scott, this episode needed a "Scott and Isaac talk while in bed together" scene.

I love a good, incredibly awkward Stiles-Danny scene. I still want Stiles, Derek, & Danny to star in a spin off where they drive around in a van and solve mysteries.

MORTAL KOMBAT!

I think they've pulled a "DEREK IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!" moment every season. I know season one tried to get some mileage out of faking Derek's death.

Okay, the show needs to stop fuckin' around and just have Scott and Isaac make out. Isaac is living at his house, they're ridding Scott's little scooter bike together, they can't keep their hands off each other, and there's that whole Isaac pounded the crap out of Alpha Twin Guy when he thought Scott was hurt. And…

How do the twins' pants work? Should we just assume they have magic jeans, but decided not to spring for magic shirts?

They should never have set this show in the summer. Switched at Birth always thrives on either deaf culture or dealing with the complications of the switched babies. The moment it strays from those elements, it falls apart (Chef Jeff, Bay's vandal friends, this entire Jace plot). The moment storylines that could…

Just when I think I can't possibly hate a character more than Jace, John Kinnish comes along and reminds me how vile a person really can be on this show.

Duh-doy!