Never! I will keep my hair long even once it goes pure white, which at this rate will be in like 5 years, before I'm 50. Then maybe I'll try and braid it in a crown around my head, like Mrs. Claus.

I know what you mean, and I agree.

"Middle-aged" is…tactful.

Whereas damp squids are second in function only to completely wet ones.

And now he's using autotune. Cyborg James!

Mr. and Mrs. Finkasaurus.

"If You Never Say Goodbye" is just astonishingly awesome.

I was 10 in 1980, and had no problem with the ending. It was exciting! It was tense! It was so cool!

A restaurant in Minneapolis, Hell's Kitchen, makes Lemon-Ricotta Hotcakes. MMMMMMMMMMM.

So low that, at Madurodam, they have an awesome laser light show about building the various dams and other flood control architecture.

There's a poutine stand at the MN state fair. Yep, have some piping hot gravy on a hellish 99-degree day….

Throw in a subplot about toxic Mexican vanilla for the North American continent double play!

Zut alors!

'It's wilting
The quilting
In my Maidenform…"

Nope, too fat.

He may be dead!
He maybe did what?
No, he may be dead…

I absolutely love EMOH. I had no idea who Lou was (though I'd heard "Natural One" and had heard Dinosaur Jr. referenced, but never heard any of their music) and heard "Mary" on the radio and decided to try the album. It hit me like a ton of bricks - the first album to really do so since Peter Gabriel's Us.

Do do doooo doo!
Do do doot doot do!
Do do do do…

Looking at my iTunes, just the top-rated stuff, let's see:

Before or after we killed your rock & roll?