Somehow the endlessly spinning wheel didn't make me laugh at all even though I thought it should have. However, I loved the endlessly repeating joke about Reggie's delay (reminded me of when Stephen Colbert interviewed Hillary Clinton in 2008) but I was disappointed by the reveal that he wasn't really delayed, he was…

…then that would be a really long rendition of that song.

I keep listening to Doug Loves Movies and thinking of how great it would be if there were a TV version of the Leonard Maltin Game… though it would be weird to call it that if Leonard Maltin weren't in it. I wonder if he'd make a good game show host.

I'm confused by how much I'm looking forward to Boardwalk Empire's return. It's not my favorite show but I'm anticipating it more than anything else on TV. Maybe it's because I'm following Michael K. Williams on Instagram and he keeps posting pictures of cast members who are going to appear, though I don't think I'd…

Is that from an actual episode or slash fiction?

I'm always astonished at how angry The AV Club's commenters get when they hear of someone who doesn't have a TV and isn't ashamed of that fact.

> Greater Cousins

John Linnell of TMBG released a whole album of songs about states. Well, they're not really about the states (except for Arkansas, sort of) but they are really good.

"…like human coleslaw!"
"Yum!"

Take my life… please!

I saw that logo somewhere and I stared at it for about a minute trying to figure out what it said and eventually I just gave up.

Dewey was the first person I thought of when I saw this Inventory.

This was okay. Richard Harrow on Comedy Bingbong was a whole lot better.

@The_Primordial_Dr_Zoidberg:disqus I don't enjoy criticizing the show. Unlike a lot of people around here I don't like it when I don't like things.

I thought England was invented in 1066.

He's not a thing, he's a human being!

I'm glad I can depend on The AV Club to keep me updated on the latest Miley Cyrus news.

I'm surprised people like that joke. I thought it was terrible. It makes no sense and it's a complete non sequitur. For the joke to work, you have to ignore everything you know about Zoidberg and Futurama itself.

Man, I thought this episode was one of the worst. I gave it a C but that's only because a few of the jokes made me laugh. Most of the episode seemed to be written by people who were half asleep.

Get a guitar.