They shoulda called it Wyngz.

I think it's safe to say that tanooki soup is having an episode.

This has already been discussed in other comment sections, but I want an animated series based on The Wheel Of Time…

I like this because I play bass and I think dogs are okay.

I think Mumford & Sons are okay, and this song is okay, and the video is somewhat funny if you're familiar with the band.

It's because they're British.

If I were in charge of the quotes of the week I would have included Michael Moore's "If you have eyes, I will eat you" or however that went.

I'd like to see four Broadway shows in a row. That would require a lot of money and an intense amount of planning.

I can listen to that podcast in 10 guests.

Abby Donovan: "Here, kids, have some scrambled eggs… and now it's time to go, so let me dump those scrambled eggs into the garbage disposal. You're going to be hungry today and I don't care!"

There were a few bits that came directly from the documentary, such as the outtake with Marlon Brando swallowing a bug.

Before Marcia Gay Hardon (I wonder how many people have made that joke, and how many of them are older than 12) revealed that Gary Cooper was still alive, I figured he'd get killed, because Chris Chalk is always getting killed.

This was extremely predictable (Jim and Whatsername not getting together would be the most shocking thing in the history of drama) but I liked it anyway. It was my favorite episode of the season so far. As they introduced Daniel ("I'm helping this African child! What a good white person I am!" Maggie must have been…

Someone get him a comb.

Mmm, week-old popcorn.

I watched Hearts Of Darkness, the documentary about the making of Apocalypse Now. It was good but it mostly reminded me that I desperately want there to be a semi-fictional movie about the making of Werner Herzog's Fitzcarraldo. The making of Fitzcarraldo is much more interesting than Fitzcarraldo itself, which is not…

Some people will take any opportunity to make stupid racist jokes. I think they're practicing to be writers on Family Guy.

F-E-X-X-Y, deedle dit dee, do de do. More than enough, deedle dit dee, do de do.

Oh, that guy. Thanks!

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