I didn't like how unrealistic this episode was, which is funny because last week I was commenting here defending the show's realism. This week I found it really distracting how the characters didn't act like human beings. Ray Donovan breaks into Monk Metcalf… I mean Re-Kon's house, and the rapper is so amazed that the…

I bet Michael B. Jordan is going to get an Oscar nomination and lose it to someone more famous.

Quiet, y… DOH!

Don't mind if I… DOH!

Apparently he's 23. This is very surprising to me.

I'd respect the casting department more if they weren't afraid to cast women with imperfect skin. It's pretty funny that Rose Leslie is what qualifies for "earthy" here.

As a person who hasn't been paying much attention lately, I thank you for this information.

I enjoy that song too. State Songs is a pretty damn great album. I just wish it included Louisiana.

"assymetric", what a delightful typo. Is that what you use to determine how assy someone or something is? Maybe it lets you know how big one's ass can be to sit on the Iron Throne. "Sorry, Samwell, I know you've somehow become the rightful king through a series of convoluted events, but you just won't fit!"

Phil Ochs wrote some songs about sunken submarines: The Thresher and The Scorpion Departs But Never Returns. I guess submarines don't count.

Torpedoed by a misinformation campaign from PETA?

I guess they've stopped reviewing Copper. First they made it seem like they weren't reviewing it, then they made it seem like they were, now they've dropped it without explanation. This has been very confusing for the dozen or so of us who watch that show.

Am I a jerk if I complain that this review was too spoilery? Well, it doesn't really matter since the article is a week old so no one's going to read this comment. Anyway, just knowing in a general sense how a reviewer feels about the course of the beginning of the series… it's really going to color how I experience…

I actually thought "reality" was way more staged than that. I must applaud reality TV producers' restraint.

I like Doolittle about a hundred times more than I like Surfer Rosa, which I like about ten times more than I like, uh, those other ones.

Sean O'Neal is a funny guy.

Didn't they steal that "poop = candy" idea from the movie Hop?

Yes, the commercials make the movie look awful. Now that I know Paul Feig is involved, I feel sorry for him.

I think we should all just calm down and stop pretending "hipster" means anything more specific than "person I don't like".

I love the gosh darn crap out of just about everything The Mars Volta did, except half of De-Loused In The Comatorium bores me, so obviously I'm some sort of crazy person. Anyway, what I've heard of Bosnian Rainbows doesn't interest me at all. I guess I prefer Omar to be a penis potato—I mean, a dictator.