I just want you all to know that The Mars Volta's song Vedamalady, which was on their last album, is awesome. (I think half the songs on their last album are awesome, while the other half are merely good. I'm so contrary!)

I enjoy Kevin Pollak's Chat Show.

"I was probably too young to be blowing the head off of Taliban." Funny and sad at the same time.

He also killed a random guy in prison. Not as big a deal as a cop, but you'd think that would push him over the edge in terms of ever possibly being let go.

@beema I went to a high school with a guy whose last name was Tonin and I asked him that. He was annoyed.

Eventually they get married and, under assumed names, flee to Illinois, where they meet Al Capone.

This reminded me that I like Futurama. Then it reminded me that they seem to have mostly run out of ideas.

Helen Mirren talking like an American is not a thing that should be.

I couldn't believe the stars of Warburton were waiting for me.

Apparently only half a person saw it.

"his two daughters, his wife, his mother, and his mother-in-law/cousin"

I listened to all 9 commentaries on the Justified season 3 DVDs. I'm probably the only person who has done this. The creators sure love to use "pop" as a verb to describe something that works well.

They gave a reason for that, though: The fake Americans had to stop speaking or hearing Russian because that supposedly made them better at English.

The Nerdist is fun but their obsession with hipsters (and by "obsession" I mean "they complain about them on occasion") irritates me. I find it hard to take someone seriously if they see hipster-shaming as anything but moronic bullshit. "Hipster" doesn't mean anything anymore except "person I don't like". If someone…

I ain't a journalist or nothin', but this strikes me as a really badly written article. "Bouncy admits she lip-synced", it says, then it quotes her as saying something entirely different. Maybe what we heard (well, I haven't heard it, but still) was a pre-recorded track, but to call it lip-syncing is plainly false. I…

I asked Google what you were talking about and found the video and, gosh, I really couldn't enjoy it because I was distracted by the fact that Cyrillic doesn't have some of those letters. Knowing stuff is no fun.

Elizabeth and Philip remind me of Aileen and Raqim in the first season of Homeland: We expect the male infiltrator to be the dominant one, but the female is the one who's really into it.

My cable did the same thing! Friggin' Comcast. I ended up just downloading the episode to see the end.

I'm pretty sure the reason, or at least the main reason, for the rape was that Superior Russian Guy Who Ended Up In A Trunk For A Long Time was demonstrating his superiority to his underling. The other guy and Elizabeth were obviously having a romantic thing going on and Superior was like "You think you're hot shit?…

I loved The Mars Volta. All their songs sound great to me (although I had to listen to each one at least 5 times before I could figure out what was going on, but still). I was hoping they would have a sort of comeback album in terms of returning to whatever was so great about the first two albums that so many people…