*gets immediate erection*
*gets immediate erection*
This article is Taylor made for puns.
I watched Wreck-It Ralph and it was okay.
I would kill for a crossover of the 2 franchises. Quick, let's get Michael Keaton hooked on meth.
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"Fecundity" made me think of poop.
Mastersons of Sex
IN THIS UNIVERSE, THERE IS ONE ABSOLUTE… EVERYTHING FREEZES!
@avclub-de4a08d644135b09bd7e1a592dff156b:disqus It's long. And it's sleek. And it's powerful. It's mah new 'vette!
I haven't seen the trailer yet, but they are missing out if they don't say this comes out in Novembrrrrrr.
It's a little ironic if Alanna Masterson fell in love with David Morrissey and they got married and she was Alanna Morrissey. Also, if she sold her hair to buy him a golden anchor and he sold his boat to buy her a golden anchor as well.
He did, in the fan fiction that I started writing a few years ago:
http://theballadoftdog.tumb…
I've got one hand in my pocket and the other hand is being bit by a zombie.
OH HELL YES
Velociraptors get too hungry for dinner at eight
Pterodactyls like the theatre and never come late
Brontosauruses never bother with people they hate
That's why the lady is in a T-Rex's stomach
It takes a Village… to make a statement like that.
Starring Bryce Terrence Howard.
One in the pink, three in the stink?
He's velocenraptured.
It's like American Pie meets Some Like It Hot.