A TV show about James Randi (magician turned outer of psychics) would be cool:

Yeah, the shitty concept isn't even interesting enough to warrant snark.

Chubby Checker, P.I.

I agree.

*Mosaic of voices on voicemail messages listing sponsors*

Before I saw their pictures, I pictured Abumrad as a dweeby J.J. Abrams looking guy and Krulwich as Steve Higgins.

I like sex like I like Paul Rodgers bands.

Don't you think they should maybe do less repeating?

Harry Anderson is coming back to primetime!

"I'm knocking here. I'm knocking here!"

Calm down, Nietzsche.

Dustin Hoffman (left) and Natalie Portman (right) in a scene from Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

The Breaking Bad Special Edition DVD set should include 2 copies of this movie.

They were playing this at the bank and I decided to rob the place.

I AM THE ONE WHO SAW THIS IN THE THEATER. LITERALLY. I AM THE ONLY ONE.

I would attend your open house when it turns black.

If she wanted a guy to make it look like an accident, she should have hired her plastic surgeon.

@avclub-a3350506961e327e94832f6fd7461e23:disqus Norman Rockwell just spun in his grave.

In space nobody can hear you dry heave.

I've heard things you people wouldn't believe. Bathrooms on the right of tiny dancers kissing guys. I watched pizzas burning while kicking the dancing queens near the anus in the center hole. All those moments will be lost in time… like tears in heaven… Time to die.