Little tip, don't joke about woman at all round here. If you do that's a paddlin and you'll be branded a misogynist.

Finally we get some extensive badass Chalky White. Bout goddamn time!

Finally we get some extensive badass Chalky White. Bout goddamn time!

I believe, and take this with a grain of salt I did graduate from ASU, that the island represented some kind of simple livable solution but wasn't "real" safety/salvation.

I believe, and take this with a grain of salt I did graduate from ASU, that the island represented some kind of simple livable solution but wasn't "real" safety/salvation.

Or call the fire department, police department, or eventually take medicare and social security like that good for nothing freeloader Ayn Rand.

Or call the fire department, police department, or eventually take medicare and social security like that good for nothing freeloader Ayn Rand.

Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the homer tax!

Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the homer tax!

Who let a flashbulb camera in the court?

Who let a flashbulb camera in the court?

4 Skinny hookers, 2 Normal Hookers + 1 Fat Hooker, or 2 Big Fat Hookers. Either way you can straighten out any bitch stable in under two car trips.

4 Skinny hookers, 2 Normal Hookers + 1 Fat Hooker, or 2 Big Fat Hookers. Either way you can straighten out any bitch stable in under two car trips.

I own a late ninties Cadillac DeVille the very same color and badge insignia as the Saul Goodman caddy from Breaking Bad and let me tell you something. You could fit like 3 or 4 hookers in that trunk, its that huge!

I own a late ninties Cadillac DeVille the very same color and badge insignia as the Saul Goodman caddy from Breaking Bad and let me tell you something. You could fit like 3 or 4 hookers in that trunk, its that huge!

mmmmmm. gay panic.

mmmmmm. gay panic.

Your spot on and hell yeah that hair was amazing.

Your spot on and hell yeah that hair was amazing.

I saw this last night and I thought it was absolute shit.  Terrible pacing, one dimensional characters, every cliche of the genre was on full display and the ending was highly predictable and stupid. Ethan Hawke in his frumpy sweater only made the whole thing even more infuriating. Save the $9.00 bucks and wait until…