As great as this monologue is it can't be done true justice without Walkens inflection on the word 'gooks'

As great as this monologue is it can't be done true justice without Walkens inflection on the word 'gooks'

I'm not sure but maybe its because he's playing the same character over and over again. Maybe it was charming the first time and now its just fucking annoying.

"And never before have I so regretted missing a 3D movie."

"And never before have I so regretted missing a 3D movie."

Don't really care for the food but the drinking is well enough at Seamus McCaffrey's

Don't really care for the food but the drinking is well enough at Seamus McCaffrey's

Not a lot of good bars in downtown besides Cooperstown and Sliders before or after a game.

Not a lot of good bars in downtown besides Cooperstown and Sliders before or after a game.

Every time I go to Alice Cooper's sports bar in downtown Phoenix I think of that Mr. Show sketch Marilyn Mozzarella Pizza Rella Pie Parlour.

Every time I go to Alice Cooper's sports bar in downtown Phoenix I think of that Mr. Show sketch Marilyn Mozzarella Pizza Rella Pie Parlour.

Where the hell else are your going to be able to buy some Karl Kani jorts? Seriously people.

Where the hell else are your going to be able to buy some Karl Kani jorts? Seriously people.

Thank god I though Jessica Simpson had totally Yoko'd them for good, fucking cunt.

Thank god I though Jessica Simpson had totally Yoko'd them for good, fucking cunt.

I swear to god I saw this broad shop lift a bag of stuff from Marshall's like three days ago in the valley.

I swear to god I saw this broad shop lift a bag of stuff from Marshall's like three days ago in the valley.

Let me know when HBO is going to reboot Hung with Karl Pilkington in the Ray Drecker role.

Let me know when HBO is going to reboot Hung with Karl Pilkington in the Ray Drecker role.

Where the fuck is Biden? Huh? String! STRING! LOOK AT ME! … WHERE THE FUCK IS BIDEN!!!